Arwens Diaries: Letter Home

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Dear Mom and Dad.

Its my second week at KSU and I've been having such a great time, what little of it i can remember.

Theres lots of extra curricular activites on campus, such as beer drinking competitions, table dancing and partying. We're also having the occasional class, at the moment I'm studying Sociology and Beginners Italian.

Remember the money you sent me off with, to pay for dorm room rental, supplies and general living expenses .. I bought a motorcycle with it. I'm now working in the campus Pizzaria in order to pay for my room and board. Please send more money.

The campus site is huge, and has two houses on it, as well as main dorm rooms. One house belongs to the Sorority, it resembles Barbies dream house except more pink. The other house belongs to the Fraternity guys, and this house looks like it came straight from the set of "Animal House"

I've pledged a third group which has appeared on campus called Tappa Lotta Asses, this it appears is a parody of the kappa fraternity.

---- Remembers the warning her father gave her about the convent and tears the page out of her journal and screws it up into a ball before penning a new letter ----

Dear Mom and Dad

Life here at KSU is great. The classes are really interesting and i'm learning lots. I'm heeding your warning father, and am staying away from the boys of KSU, as i won't date until i'm married.

All my time outside of classes is spent studying, and i'm sure to recieve the highest marks.

I've spent the money you sent me to college with, on ankle length skirts and long sleeved baggy sweaters. It appears that i need more money for my room and supplies, so please send more.

Your Daughter

Arwen Hykova